May 09, 2006

Playoffs Haiku

Sens, you barely scored.
Why do you do this to me?
Please win the series.

Heatley, what is wrong?
There was a gaping hole there.
It was the damn net.

Do we miss Hasek?
It doesn't really matter
while there is no groin.

Posted by anatole at May 9, 2006 09:55 AM

At least the Buffalo Sabres are a pretty respectable team -- deepest line in hockey, and from a small town (it only recently occurred to me how crazy it is that Buffalo can support a team at all!).

The Sens are definitely dive-bombing, though (listening to the game now). If only I could watch them suck on TV, instead of just hear it on the radio.

Posted by: George at May 10, 2006 08:31 PM


O, Bryan Murray!
The question we all must ask:
Will you start Hasek?

(according to TSN, Hasek is ready to start if needed in game 4)

Posted by: beltzner at May 11, 2006 02:09 AM

And another:

Damn you, Buffalo.
What do you feed your goalies,
Other than our hope?

Posted by: beltzner at May 11, 2006 02:16 AM

Playoff haiku, bwah! Perfect.

Ah, this brings back misty, limmerick-y memories...

Posted by: Tyla at May 13, 2006 09:57 AM